Posted 34 minutes ago

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

Posted 36 minutes ago
Posted 36 minutes ago

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

Posted 36 minutes ago
Posted 36 minutes ago
Posted 37 minutes ago

autisticenjolras:

don’t use uteruses as symbol for feminism ok

here’s why:

  • you’re excluding trans women
  • you’re including some trans men
  • you’re excluding cis women who may not have a uterus because they’ve lost it because of or to avoid #cancer 

stop doing this it’s so gross

Posted 37 minutes ago
genmaonimusha:

christian forums are a wild ride 

genmaonimusha:

christian forums are a wild ride 

Posted 37 minutes ago

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces)

Posted 39 minutes ago

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

Posted 41 minutes ago

amarriageoftrueminds:

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

stagofsymbolism:

shota-satan-alex:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*obama voice* don’t worry america, congress is just going through a phase “IT’S NOT A PHASE, BARACK” *slams door*

"YOU’RE NOT MY REAL PRESIDENT!"

Is America even a real country

no.

it is merely South Canada

Posted 41 minutes ago
wienercousins:

WHAT KIND OF PUPPY IS THIS HOLY FUCK I WANT ONE

wienercousins:

WHAT KIND OF PUPPY IS THIS HOLY FUCK I WANT ONE

(Source: weheartit.com)

Posted 42 minutes ago

naoren:

anotherpinecestblog:

limey404:

stop doing things in unison you adorable little jerKs

God dammit

A thing I love about Gravity Falls is the twins’ personalities are so distinct, you sometimes forget they’re twins. Yet at the same time they will often do ‘twin’ things like move or talk in unison. They’re their own characters yet they are also a set, and that healthy balance is a great characterization.

Posted 43 minutes ago
Posted 43 minutes ago
queen-of-destiel-land:

damn82much:

katelyncyril:

JUST INCASE YOU FORGOT HOW CUTE SEASON 1 DEAN WAS

HOW DOES ANYONE FORGET HOW CUTE SEASON 1 DEAN WAS

Remember how happy Season 1 Dean was?

queen-of-destiel-land:

damn82much:

katelyncyril:

JUST INCASE YOU FORGOT HOW CUTE SEASON 1 DEAN WAS

HOW DOES ANYONE FORGET HOW CUTE SEASON 1 DEAN WAS

Remember how happy Season 1 Dean was?

Posted 8 hours ago

onlylolgifs:

Bag of Chips = 100% Air.